Think about it. How many things could’ve been cleared up if R2 had just said, “Don’t kiss her. She’s really your sister.” or “Oh by the way, Darth Vader’s your father.” Nope. Not an electronic chirp. Fuck you too, R2D2.
Handsome Now, that? That is how you hail a cab.
from kung fu grippe
"Apple had just one customer. He passed away last year."
from Minimal Mac
Fixing “Previous Track”
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